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I put on 10 pounds. 15 here we come!
I'm absolutely definitely absolutely positive.
College sucks, by and large.
Not that I advocate buying any Apple products, because I dont -- I'd just like to give a big ol' hawhaw to everyone who bought their macbook pro because they are now offering a free nano for college students with said purchase.
SUCKS FOR YOU!
Also, Facebook > LJ. Why use an LJ? Just to make fun of apple people, that's why.
SUCKS FOR YOU!
Also, Facebook > LJ. Why use an LJ? Just to make fun of apple people, that's why.
American History X
I've discovered the hidden code left by author Toni Morrison in her eminent american novel, Beloved.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," remarked Sethe to Denver.
"I could teach you, but I'd have to chage."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," remarked Sethe to Denver.
"I could teach you, but I'd have to chage."
Ding-dong the witch is dead.
Tick tock tick tock.
Well apparently prom tickets go on sale tomorrow. Let me preface this by letting everyone know that ever since I was 12 i had already decided that I am not the kind of person who would stoop so low as to attend a prom type event.
You know what, I really don't have much to say on the subject other than it stresses me so badly it makes my stomach churn. Apparently people need tuxedos for events like these -- and I'd have to go do that say, I dunno... before I buy a ticket (lest I have to go in like a tshirt and shoes). This gives me 3 days to potentially go down to the tuxedo place to see if it's even feasible and then I'd have to get a ticket Friday.
Tick, tock, tick, tock.
You know what, I really don't have much to say on the subject other than it stresses me so badly it makes my stomach churn. Apparently people need tuxedos for events like these -- and I'd have to go do that say, I dunno... before I buy a ticket (lest I have to go in like a tshirt and shoes). This gives me 3 days to potentially go down to the tuxedo place to see if it's even feasible and then I'd have to get a ticket Friday.
Tick, tock, tick, tock.
Why go to school?
Hahaha its 5:45 and i am still awake and i saw the most AMAZING infomercial.
www.wingsofeagles.tv
Help send all the Jews to Israel!
$350 helps returns 1 Jew.
$700 helps 2 needy Jews!
$1400 helps 4 needy Jews!
"They don't know neccesarily what's in store for them... but we'll prepare them."
And then they have a couple of clearly gentile guys talk about how needy and deprived the jews are and how we need to send them back to Israel. And with a generous donation of $350 dollars, we can do just that! (Visa and MasterCard accepted.)
You fucking depraved christians trying to captitalize on our SUFFERING! ALACK OUR HORRENDOUS PENURY! GOD DELIVER US FROM THE EVIL GOI'IM!!!
www.wingsofeagles.tv
Help send all the Jews to Israel!
$350 helps returns 1 Jew.
$700 helps 2 needy Jews!
$1400 helps 4 needy Jews!
"They don't know neccesarily what's in store for them... but we'll prepare them."
And then they have a couple of clearly gentile guys talk about how needy and deprived the jews are and how we need to send them back to Israel. And with a generous donation of $350 dollars, we can do just that! (Visa and MasterCard accepted.)
You fucking depraved christians trying to captitalize on our SUFFERING! ALACK OUR HORRENDOUS PENURY! GOD DELIVER US FROM THE EVIL GOI'IM!!!
Well you can't.
Which brings me to my point: I just browsed the 2010 JHU admitted class myspace group. I've concluded with utmost certainty that I am attending a school of brilliant fucking morons. Lol I Capitalize eVeRyWhErE... omgawd Im gOinG to H0pkInz thAts JOHNS not JoHn HhahahahaHAhahaha lololol!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Cano.
Which brings me to my point: I just browsed the 2010 JHU admitted class myspace group. I've concluded with utmost certainty that I am attending a school of brilliant fucking morons. Lol I Capitalize eVeRyWhErE... omgawd Im gOinG to H0pkInz thAts JOHNS not JoHn HhahahahaHAhahaha lololol!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Cano.
Managed to avoid the UCONN syndrome, as I'll be the only person from Amity there it would seem.
Anyone considering going to school near me?
Anyone considering going to school near me?
My head is throbbing the rythmic stylings of Jason Mraz.
Good luck, and good night.
Good luck, and good night.
I didn't get in anywhere yet, so I will preempt any failure with
OMGAWDWTFPKAYBBQ JOOLIA GOT INTO COLLEGE AGAIN OHMAI!
OMGAWDWTFPKAYBBQ JOOLIA GOT INTO COLLEGE AGAIN OHMAI!